The Trifling Diplomat fascinations that previously exhibited quasi-cubic
scaling have a new formula using the mean of amalgamy, antiquity, and
menace.
To eliminate unnecessary reptition, all fascinations have been
completely refactored and combined using the new helper methods and design patterns.
A comment has been added to mark The Trifling Diplomat's code, since it
is noticeably less readable than that of other refactored buyers.